Thursday, December 07, 2006
What was said: "No, the tsar's Tzeitel!"
What was heard: "No, the tsar's at a recital!"
What was heard: "No, the tsar's at a recital!"
Saturday, November 19, 2005
What was said: "I wish I were enough, Dad."
What I heard: "I wish I were not dead."
What I heard: "I wish I were not dead."
Saturday, April 23, 2005
It said: "If you have a billing question, please call [number]."
I read: "If you have a billion questions, please call [number]."
At the rheumatologist's. It was on a blue card over in the reception area. I told my mom, who told the receptionist, who laughed and was all, "Sorry, we can't help you with that many!"
I read: "If you have a billion questions, please call [number]."
At the rheumatologist's. It was on a blue card over in the reception area. I told my mom, who told the receptionist, who laughed and was all, "Sorry, we can't help you with that many!"
